The Shelf

b-a-u-nicorn:

Prentiss “IM FINE!” Comic

Well, hating all medical care pretty much runs in the BAU, but Prentiss was particularly put off by it. This is, for the most part, how our stubborn little agent reacts when she’s injured (which happens so FUCKING OFTEN). It’s even better if you read it in Paget’s adorable irritated voice! Hope y’all like it :)

(via yetanothercriminalmindsfanatic)

M*A*S*H rewatch2x02 - ‘5 O’Clock Charlie’

"It’s not funny, hiding a person’s weapon!"

(via mashmoments)

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

(Source: knightlyapparition, via storm173)

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM

Brother: that's not fair

Mom: DO AS I SAY.

Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!

Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.

Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.